Do you eat at your desk? Does your work area or PC get covered in food crumbs? Suck up dust and crumbs with the coolest USB vacuum cleaner ever. According to the supplier; "with its classic retro style you can suck your way to success!" So, I'm now sat here trying desperately hard to not let my mind sink to the gutter and start making Monica Lewinsky comparisons but it's just too easy to resist. As seen on channel Five's Gadget show.

USB Whack It Game The USB Whack It Game brings all the fun and frivolity of the arcade to your desktop! If your fingers are tiring of typing and you fancy something a bit more tempting to tap on, invest in the USB Whack It Game and actively end office boredom! The nine coloured little smiley, grumpy and confused faces light up and respond with old-school-arcade sound to transport you back to the good old days! With a 30 second or 1 minute game play option, the boss won’t mind either! Hell, they’ll even want a go! About The USB Whack It Game The USB Whack It Game is a fast-paced ‘Whack-it’ styled old-school arcade game that plugs into your PC! The USB Whack It Game features a Battery Powered Facility so you can play with batteries too! The USB Whack It Game features a 30 second or 1 minute game play option The USB Whack It Game features an LCD Score Board – you’ll get 1 point per every direct hit! The USB Whack It Game’s speed increases as the game progresses and features 6 interactive sounds! The USB Whack It Game measures approximately 10 cm x 10 cm x 4.5 cm If you’re after a quick burst of adrenaline-fuelled action, there’s only one thing to do – Whack it! Obviously we’re talking about the incredibly cute and conveniently fun USB Whack It Game! What sane minded person could turn down the challenge of the USB Whack It Game? The sweet little smiley’s lined up together on the USB Whack It Game won’t know what’s hit them – literally! Whack ‘em with your fingers, whack ‘em with a ruler – take no mercy on their emotionally stunted little faces of angst and merriment! Simply plug and play with your PC! Or if you’re on the go and fancy a bit of Whack it at the bus station or waiting for your lunch, switch to Battery Function and boom those little baldies! Big up your achievements on the LCD Score Board and get lost in Whack it World with the six interactive sounds! Remarkably reminiscent of old-school Arcade games, the cool thing about the USB Whack It Game is that you don’t need annoying tokens to play – just a whole lotta determination and a big long lunch break! So what are you waiting for? Put your cracking Whacking skills to the test and take a breather from a busy day with the fantastic USB Whack It Game! What’s in the USB Whack It Game Box? 1 x USB Whack It Game 1 x 1.2 Meter USB Lead 1 x Battery Powered Facility Why You Should Buy From Us! 30 day money-back guarantee Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Excellent customer service Next day delivery available USB Whack It Game

USB Cup Warmer and Mug Warmer with 4 USB Ports We’ve all been there. You’ve just brewed yourself a steaming cup of liquid Loveliness, you get back to your desk to a flurry of urgent emails and by the time you’ve averted all manner of minor disasters like the superhuman workhorse that you are, your cup of steaming refreshment is stone cold. About The USB Cup Warmer and Mug Warmer Worry not, office warrior, as our new USB Cup Warmer is the perfect solution to your tepid tea dilemma! Simply plug the USB Cup Warmer into a spare USB port on your computer and the Cup Warmer will keep your beverage at the optimum operating temperature for as long as you care to leave it. And as if that wasn’t quite enough functionality for your £12.70 thank you very much indeed, it has the added bonus of also being a four-port USB hub, allowing you to connect many more cup warmers to it and open your own premium-priced cup-warming service from the comfort of your office chair. You’ve got to speculate to accumulate, as they say… USB Cup Warmer and four-port router Dimensions: 20x100x95mm Just plugs in to any USB port *** The USB Cup Warmer/USB Mug Warmer can be used with ANY cups or mugs ! *** The USB Mug Warmer is a perfect gift for anyone who loves hot drinks! CUP IS NOT INCLUDED !!! USB Cup Warmer and Mug Warmer with 4 USB Ports

If your MP3 player uses AAA batteries you cant live without one of these little beauties. OK maybe beauties is a bit over the top but this is as sexy a solution as AAA rechargeable batteries get. Firstly you dont need to be ripped off by your local supermarket buying batteries these are rechargeable. Secondly whilst youre downloading your tunes to your MP3 player you can be recharging a battery via USB! Why didnt someone think of this before? Well there you have it the perfect partner for your MP3 player. You know youll regret it every time you have to fork out for another alkaline battery without one of these! Contains 4 x AAA 950mAh rechargeable batteries and a USB Battery Charger. Manufactured by Ansmann = battery big boys = long lasting quality.

The Ring In Car USB Charger is made from high quality, scratchproof, shock resistant ABS to match the quality of modern car interiors. The charger has a LED power indicator and an output of 5 volts. * Scratchproof * Shock resistant * LED Power indicator * Output 5v

If your office has a distinct lack of Christmas bonhomie, plug in the USB Christmas Tree. It will start emitting pleasant Christmas tunes to sing along to. It will also change colour every second.

All one now needs is a USB cable for instant juice - charge your gadgets anywhere, anytime. Now one can never live in fear of being caught short again. Enabling one to complete that birthday phone call to one's grandmama, or that 'mwah mwah missing you too, sweetie', to one's ladyfriend without loss of either power or prestige.

Humping Dog USB Gadget The Humping Dog USB Gadget allows you to get some F-U-N from your U-S-B! Fido’s got himself a digital desire with the Humping Dog USB Gadget! This handsome hound’s had enough of humping the table leg and the postman and moved on to your USB port – Atta boy! The impressive pup simply slots into your USB port and starts humping straight away! To disconnect, simply pull the unit straight from your computer. He won’t stop until disconnected! (Take note lads) U-S-B-SEXY. About The Humping Dog USB Gadget The Humping Dog USB Gadget is a funny little accessory to plug into your USB port and entertain you at work or home! The Humping Dog USB Gadget should not be used continuously for more than an hour as it may cause malfunction. The Humping Dog USB Gadget contains precision electronic parts. Do not drop, wet, soil or dismantle the unit. The Humping Dog USB Gadget should not be exposed to extreme high or low temperatures. Never force a connector into a port. Dimensions of the Humping Dog USB Gadget are 5.5 x 5.5 x 2.5 cm (approximately) The Humping Dog USB Gadget is not a children’s toy and contains small parts – keep this unit away from small children. Wrrrrooooooffff! This Doggy’s dealing with digital sensations he once only dreamed of! Meet your new favourite colleague – the Humping Dog USB Gadget! Sure to be an instant hit in the office or home, this randy little rascal automatically starts lovin’ your laptop as soon as you slot him in! Like nothing you’ve ever seen before, the Humping Dog USB Gadget will make sure your computer’s Top Dog and make other colleagues bow-wow-down to you as the King or Queen of Office Gadgets! You’ll be encouraged to put in those extra hours when you witness the stamina of this sexy scoundrel! So turn your computer on (literally!) by buying a Humping Dog USB Gadget today! Colour may vary from the picture shown What’s in the Humping Dog USB Gadget Box? One Humping Dog USB Gadget Why You Should Buy From Us! 30 day money-back guarantee Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Excellent customer service Next day delivery available Humping Dog USB Gadget

USB Power Adapter for USB Rechargeable MP3 Players. For use with any MP3 player that is designed to be charged by connecting it to your PCs USB port. This handy accessory allows you to charge your MP3 player via a normal wall socket. Allows the MP3 Player to be powered and charged from mains power. This product is supplied with a UK 3 pin plug. The power adapter supplied is 5V 500mA. The following MP3 players have been confirmed by our tests to be compatible with the Generic USB AC Power Adapter: Nexus Pro MP4 Player Sono Pro MP4 Player Sumvision Wiki Pro MP4 Player Sumvision Sempra Pro MP4 Player Sumvision KPac MP4 Player Sumvision Ice 1000 MP4 Player Gaming 512MB MP4 Media Player & DV Camera AMP3 1GB/2GB Mini MP3 Player AMP3 Ulysses 1GB/2GB MP3 Players Sony NWE00 Series Sony NWS200 Series iRiver S10 Archos 105 MP3 Player Archos 504 series Archos 604 series Sansa E200 Series Sansa View Meizu MiniPlayer Datasafe oomi iRiver Clix 2 iRiver X20 iRiver B20 iRiver Volcano T7 MP3 Player iRiver L Player Samsung MP3 Players The following MP3 players are not compatible: All Sony MP3 Players (apart from the models mentioned above) All Apple MP3 Players MCody player All Creative MP3 Players iAudio Hard Drive MP3 Players iAudio 7 PMP SWIMP3 V2 Sansa Clip MP3 Player Sansa Fuze Trekstor Vibez 12GB player We will continue to test players and update the lists above. If you are unsure if your MP3 player will work with this product please contact us via Live Chat (see icon to the left) or email us: sales@advancedmp3players.co.uk

USB Lamp The USB Lamp is the glowing way to get you going at work! It’s a proven fact that light stimulates us to want to be more active. It makes sense really – think about when you have to get up in the winter and face the bleak sky outside! A flicker of creatively, innovation and an eye for amazing style has brought you the USB Lamp! Not dissimilar to something you’d find kicking around in an antique cellar, the USB Lamp is by far the loveliest retro-styled piece of flashy furniture we’ve ever seen! Simply slot and shine! The USB Lamp plugs directly into your USB port and works automatically with not a screwdriver in sight! About The USB Lamp The USB Lamp is a mini retro-styled sleek black lamp which plugs into your USB port to make a lovely lighting feature for your desk! The USB Lamp will work automatically and shines a stunning shade of light when plugged into either a USB1 or USB2 port! The USB Lamp measures approximately 26 cm x 10 cm x 2 cm The USB Lamp is suitable for anyone wanting to light up their life! Remember – less is more. If you only have one desktop accessory sitting pretty on your desk, make sure it’s the USB Lamp! Whether you’re going for a minimalist style or want to line it up with your Racing Grannies, Battle Tanks and USB Hoover, we can ensure the USB Lamp will make your day that little bit brighter! You may feel like you’re living in a dolls house, but the USB Lamp makes up for its miniature stature in modernity and style! We’re loving this ridiculously cool USB Lamp – partly because it looks like it came straight from a time machine and partly because it makes us feel a little special at work! Unlike any piece of ordinary furniture, the USB Lamp won’t cause a fuss being shoved into the back of your car on the way back from IKEA, nor does it come flat packed – phew! Working overtime into the dark late hours and are in need of a little dazzling inspiration when the caffeine loses its kick? Purchase the work of art that is the USB Lamp and get pure decadence on your desk! Guaranteed to lighten the mood in any office atmosphere! Unique-Sensational-Brilliant – buy a USB Lamp today! What’s in the USB Lamp Box? 1 x USB Lamp (USB cable connected) Why You Should Buy From Us! 30 day money-back guarantee Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Excellent customer service Next day delivery available USB Lamp

IMPORTANT: Use the USB Gift Pack for mild or severe cases of computer dependence. It contains everything an addict needs to keep happy at all times: a USB Cup Warmer; a USB Key Board Vacuum, and a USB Body Massager.

Never pull an unidentified plug out of a socket so you can charge your mobile. You never know what you may be switching off. Instead plug in the USB Phone Charger.